Bar staff insider: messy customers

Ripped beer mats, ale puddles and a sticky mess are often found on the bar of the pub.

These cretin customers can’t possibly clear up their own litter and it makes you wonder what their own pig sties are like.

Why do they think it is OK to trash someone else’s property? What would their parents think?

Sacred peanuts

Untidy halfwits who are worse than animals in a zoo and think nothing of leaving their rubbish and spilling their variety of shots everywhere.

You serve them their sacred peanuts for them to flick, throw and toss them across the pub, not giving a second thought about bar staff who have to clear up their trail of destruction.

Anyone would think these morons were dragged up with no manners and don’t even get me started on the state they leave the toilets in.